If the Republicans put him up to this, they have successfully unleashed the Greene Turd Squall of Bullshit.
So, in the latest in this Alvin Greene saga, the Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate in South Carolina said he proposed putting people back to work by making action figures of himself. All I can say is Holy-fucking-shit. I don’t know who this fuckwad is and details of his past remain very mirky. But I still say it is a genius move by the Republicans if their operatives put him up to this. They have really created a monster here as Alvin Greene’s legend grows to Super Hero proportions.
Well, Alvin, you’re still in the race and you’re still asking for it. So, above is my tribute to your bullshit campaign.
A lot has been said of this man, Alvin Greene, in the past week. Many people believe that his winning of the Democratic primary in South Carolina was a conspiracy propagated by the Republican Party. It certainly does seem like a master scheme that could have been dreamed up by James O’Keefe or Andrew Breithart. If that was indeed the case, I commend these forward-thinking conservative fuckwads for playing brilliant politics. For the past year, the right has continually stayed one step ahead of the left and, in my opinion, are winning the political debate. They are winning because the left missed their opportunity to frame the nature of the discussion. They were caught sleeping while the conservatives were in disarray. And, now, Alvin Greene’s blank face hangs there, dumbfounded, as a good symbol of the left’s present identity.
