A Freebie from Freemont

I can’t watch this speech from yesterday without seeing through it into the glaring political errors that this administration has made to bring the country to this point. This, Friends of Freemont, will not go down in history as a game changing moment— a time when our President Barack Obama stood up to the Republicans and took a stand for our future. It will remain the moment the Democrats took a big step back and didn’t play the politics they could have in order to push a reformist agenda. This speech does not speak to Independents who watch as the president awkwardly crowbars into it a line about visiting a burger joint. This is a speech that makes the Fox News agenda point to all the weaknesses and errors that this administration has made over the last year because he’s laid them all out for them, one by fucking one. Underneath this speech of I will fight for you as long as their is a breath in my lungs is that unspoken but: but I won’t fight against the Republicans that have put us here. And that’s just not good enough for me. And it sure as shit won’t be good enough for these Tea Party, Independent fuckwads who need a lesson both in history and in realism. So, who, then, is this speech good for? No one. Because it’s the horse shit nothingness of play-it-safe Democratic politics.

Bashing Republicans is a goddamn great pastime for us leftists. It’s as cleansing as a good, long morning shit. But it’s time to start holding these Democrats more accountable for the bullshit political errors that have brought them and us to this point. I don’t know about you, but I’m not willing to eat this sand they’ve left us in and it’s become goddamn fucking time that we eat these cannibals before they eat us.

- Freemont Arthur Barrington

You sure didn’t do it.  And here’s why:

Martha Coakley gave us all the reasons why we shouldn’t vote for Scott Brown, but she never gave us the reasons why we should vote for her.  And that’s what independents need to hear.

This was a huge miscalculation by appallingly run campaign.

The Democrats do not need to go back to square one, they need to remind the country who they are. It’s time to sack up and start eating the cannibals before they eat you. Otherwise, losing will become the hedge pin of this administration.

Governor Deval Patrick has a message for his campaign this year— you can choose to move forward or you can choose to move backward. It remains to be seen if this campaign slogan will pay off in the polls. But one thing that’s for sure after last night’s election in Massachusetts is that it’s better than nothing at all. If the Democrats want to lose this November, they’ll do just that—nothing. They will play the moderate route and decide not to push this healthcare bill through the House before Scott Brown takes office. So, go ahead and do it, you fucks—play it safe. Don’t take a stand against the Republican obstructionists.  I can hear your bullshit quacks and coo’s already. But know that if you do this you can expect just what everyone’s been predicting for this November.

The healthcare bill is much like fucking Jay Leno, the way I see it. Most of America watched Leno on the Tonight Show because they are stupid people. They like lame jokes and they haven’t the slightest idea what good, edgy comedy is.  Much is the same with healthcare. These old, stupid fucks that make up half this country will keep taking it up the ass with a lame system that doesn’t work because they are perfectly comfortable with the safety inside the status quo.

So, it becomes up to the Democrats to take a chance and show the American public what it is that the American public really needs. Jesus-fucking-Christ—is this the same party that rallied behind a black man named Barack Obama for the presidency? Or will it turn into the party that stood back while Martha Coakley ran a conservative, weak campaign and allowed the treasured senate seat of Edward M. Kennedy be lost to a fucking guy who drives a truck?

Well, let me tell you something, you lame Democrat fucks— I hate trucks. And if you stand by while this one drives itself right through your healthcare plan, you will get what you deserve. So, what is it then? Is it time to move forward or is time to take a giant, conservative step back?

If the healthcare bill is pushed through the House right now, Gramma will eventually wake up and realize that she’s still alive. If it’s not, the question is: will you?

Your Political Strategist for Hire,

Mr. Freemont Barrington