State of the Free
And mine won’t either.
The event looks to be set up, oh Friends of Freemont, that, upon this Sunday, I will post my first video onto YouTube. As part of a good old fashioned protest, I will also be releasing the video onto my blog at the stroke of halftime during the Super Bowl. What are you really going to watch instead—the tragically unhip Who? I promise that my blog post will be much more entertaining.
The time for sitting back and letting the corporate swine of this country dictate the cultural guidelines of America is over. I’m fed up and I’m angry. Fuck the christ-sucking money peddlers. Fuck the greed. And fuck Jesus Christ himself.
There comes a time in a man’s life when he needs to embrace the androgynous mind in order to achieve ultimate clarity.
This one’s going to be for all of you getting continually fucked over. It’s time to join me on the Free side of town. And feel Free to jump right in— the water’s fine.
Stay Tuned.
- Freemont Barrington
Last week the Supreme Court in a 5 to 4 ruling put an end to the ban on corporate spending in candidate elections. The reasoning that these 5 fart fucking cock-suckers used to justify their decision was the right granted under the First Amendment, where, they reasoned, that the government should not have the ability to block a company from political free speech. Essentially the decision makes it okay to extend the same rights to billion dollar corporations that are granted to individual persons under the United States Constitution.
I find this ruling to be very interesting in the context of this week, as I’ve learned that CBS has decided not to run an ad for a gay dating website, ManCrunch.com, during their Super Bowl broadcast this Sunday. They will, however, be running an advertisement submitted by the a Christian organization, Focus on the Family, which will feature Tim ‘Dickless’ Tebow and his god-fucking mother with their Pro-life message of family values and celibacy.
So, apparently it is okay for corporations to exercise their freedom of speech as long they are the right corporations that are serving the greater political needs of the larger corporations who are more poised to influence the landscape of American culture. In short, the big guys won again last week, are winning, and will continue to win unless we out them for the hateful, closeted fuckwads that they really are.
Listen, we all know that these god-sucking assholes are tied even closer to big business America than they are to their bibles. And the reality is that the god-licking Christians are even better salesmen than corporations they support. Because anyone who can trick someone else into donating money to a man in the sky over a good business proposition or investment account is certainly a hell of a salesmen to me.
Well, this is one radical who is at the end of his fucking road with all this shit. And I refuse to stand on the sidelines as these god sucking fucks team up with these big companies (these Comcast’s or NBC’s or GE’s—or whatever they are calling themselves this week—and these CBS’s and these AIG’s and these Walt Disney’s) and ass rape the good individual citizens of America. I will not sit quietly as CBS pushes their anti-choice agenda while they squelch the free speech of a pro-gay organization. So, I’m devising a stunt in which I will answer back to CBS and will air on YouTube during the Super Bowl. And this one, Friends of Freemont, will go out to all my gay brethren out there and to all the young women of America contemplating abortion. The only help that I will need from you, FOF, is to spread the word. The details will be forthcoming. And, to warn to any gay rights activists who might be interested in joining in, I plan to be my usual vulgar and inappropriate self. So, if you’re looking for a straightforward protest, you won’t be getting one here. I’ve always felt the best way to fight childish behavior is with better and more profoundly childish behavior. It tends to catch the eye at a higher rate of success.
Let me close by saying this: Tim Tebow is a fucking closeted fag himself. I don’t know what the opposition is to this gay dating website on CBS’s end. The way I see it, Tebow should be the spokes person for ManCrunch.com. Because, really folks, what twenty-two-year-old, good looking star quarterback for one of the largest Universities in America claims to be a virgin? I’ll tell you which one does: one whose parents are right-winged, fundamentalist Christians who demonize homosexuality so much that their son needs to stay locked inside a closest tighter than the virgin cunts he’s not banging. Tim, I can’t wait until you are sucking more dicks in a roadside restroom than Ted Haggard on ‘Free Slurpee Sunday.’ Fuck you and your church, you faggot cunt.
Stay Tuned for Sunday’s Revolution.
- Freemont Barrington
