A Freebie from Freemont

The bottom line of the current (public-optionless) healthcare bill that Obama is dead set on passing through Congress before Christmas is that it’s—to use his campaign rhetoric—business as fuckwad usual (minus the swear, of course).  And if Obama had any balls he would make this point to the American people rather than trying to shove this plan down their throats. Listen, there’s nothing to hide here, the centrist Democrats (and Independent) are owned by the special interest of the insurance companies.  Whether it be the fat cat insurance moguls or the pro-lifer douche bags lobbying for their cause, the formula remains the same: the interests of the powerful few have once again spoiled the interests of all, which is, of course, affordable and effective health coverage for all Americans.  

So, let Lieberman’s limp prick be pulled by the insurance company fat cats and allow Ben Nelson to be persuaded by the usual religious fanatics.  But, for shit sake, let this be known plain and simple to the American people the way that they wanted to hear it when Obama ran for president— straight up and without the typical Washington agenda.  Because that’s going to win hearts.  And that’s what’ll win Democratic elections.  Not this idea that any health bill passed will be a triumph.  Because that’s what breeds the status quo.  And isn’t that what we were led to believe when this administration came into power?  Or were we just dreaming that?

Friends of Freemont,

I write to you from my sick bed.  I seem to have caught something from the one or three vaginas I licked in the last week.  (Sorry ladies just the blatant truth of it… and don’t worry - they got theirs).  So, here I write in a self-induced stupor of elixirs, without health insurance, but always with a remedy. I wanted to talk about the possible bill going to the Senate floor this weekend and felt compelled to write to you. That’s the fuck about this particular mix of drugs— it makes me surpassingly optimistic. That being my state, let me first start with the recipe (as it could affect you in a similar fashion):

- First, I received advice from the El Salvadorian witch doctor down the road from me for a good cough syrup.  She is, as you can imagine, also not insured and mixes over the counter cold remedies with homemade urban mixtures. (Also, grows some mean pot if you ever need some).  But, anyhow, she gave me a few of the natural herbs, which weren’t working, so she suggested this Delsym cough syrup and, shit, if it doesn’t work.  No better place for capitalism than when you have a swallon throat.

- So, I take that stuff down a teaspoon or two over the recommended dose.  And then what I do is I crush up some Tylenol Cold & Sinus that I have laying around the apartment.  I snort a couple of those down real good.

- And, third, I finish off the trip with a couple of warm gasses of Theraflu.

What all this equals is that my throat doesn’t hurt because of the syrup and I’ve snorted some downers, so even though they are downers it’s gotten me quite high to drink the Theraflu.  The result is a tripped-up fate that I am beginning to fall into right now.  Or may have slipped into already.  Hard to say.

But back to the healthcare, which I don’t quite remember my perception on that one. I’ve gotten into some TV shows lately and I feel like it’s made me a bit lazy.  Maybe thesickness has come from being too sedentary.  I should breath some real are.  But the freaks are probably out in Winter Hill right now and I never know if I’m a wanted man or not. Yet, on this healthcare—

Harry “the dill weed” is trying to fart out a surprsing =ly moderate (“liberal”) plan this weekend. Has the public option (albeit state opt-out), but he’s putting some pressure on the mod Dems… fuck of it is you know that LiberCunt isn’t going to budge on a goddman, so not sure how this fucker can be ridden out… all I know is that my trip is setting in real hard right now and typing is becoming more difficult

And, perhaps, what we need is healthcare like what I got from the El Salvadorian witch doctor today: the right mix of the natural remedies with the corrupt bullshit to get our foot in the doc’s back door.  Otherwise, we’ll just have to break the fucker down.

As for me- I’m going to go ahead and fall face first into this trip

Yours, Free